The Typelings honor and remember the heroes and angels who left this Earth last Friday.
We pray for their grieving families and hope that as people, as families, and as a nation, we can come together in love and support for one another.
God bless.
Monday, December 17, 2012
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Author Interview: Leigh Ann Kopans
Today, Typelings, I have the pleasure of introducing you to an amazing author, Leigh Ann Kopans.
Leigh Ann has been a good friend and constant support to me for about a year. There were some days I don't know if I'd have kept writing if it hadn't been for her.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention, our dear mutual friend Jeremy Renner has agreed to sit in on the interview and give his thoughts. Thanks for being here, Jeremy.
First, Leigh Ann, I can't start the interview without saying -again- how much I adore you. It's a lot. You're amazing.
Darci! I adore you too! You're absolutely wonderful! And hey, remember that time I invited myself over to your house for lunch on zero notice? Yeah. And you even still talk to me?
Hahaha! You were IN ARIZONA. How could I pass up the opportunity to meet you in person? Second, thank you thank you thank you for doing this.
You're welcome! Honestly, it's the least I could do.
Question number one on my mind is one I've talked to you about multiple times, but I think readers would like to hear. How do you balance your writing with a family of six, working , and all the many responsibilities required of you otherwise?
Oh, my gosh. I'm not sure "balance" is a word I would use to describe my life - everything's usually teetering pretty close to toppling over, you know? And the thing is, the negotiation of responsibilities feels like it's constantly in flux. Sometimes, my husband's work schedule allows me to spend many hours a weekend writing - most weekends, I'm doing childcare or housework the whole time and literally don't sit in front of a computer. Most of my writing, reading, and critiquing time happens in stolen hours in the mornings I can manage to drop the children off at preschool early or keep my eyes open after they've gone to bed.
And I'm ALWAYS reading something - my Kindle is indispensable for holding a bottle or cuddling a child with one hand and reading with the other.
There are also lots of shortcuts and sacrifices - I hardly ever cook anymore, only fold laundry once a week (if we're lucky,) and don't sleep or exercise nearly as much as I would like. Until I get a hold of a time turner, that will have to be how it gets done!
Jeremy, you have no idea. That sounds about the same as my life. Speaking of family, you have a pretty open online presence. Do you or your family ever worry about internet creepers? Are there precautions you take to avoid that kind of thing, while still taking the opportunity to build your platform?
The openness of my online presence is actually sort of an inevitability - if you know I'm a campus rabbi, it's pretty easy to figure out which campus I'm on, and hence the general area where I live. I've always known that, because of my job, if someone really wanted to track me down, they could. But I think that's true of a lot of jobs.
As for the kids - I interact with so many people on a yearly basis that it would be pretty impossible to keep my kids' names under wraps.
However, I never talk openly about the suburb where we live, and when I tweet pictures of the kids in public places I only do so after we've left. Plus I check OUT on Foursquare instead of checking in. And that's about the best I can do!
It's a pretty scary thing sometimes, that's for sure. Now, you have an agent, and you've written several novels. Obviously you're pursuing the traditional publishing model, but how do you feel about the whole trad. vs self-publishing debate?
I think a book is defined by the level of skill, effort and professionalism put into creating it. And I think think that a high level of skill, professionalism, and effort can go into creating any book, no matter how it's published. As a reader, those are the only factors I really care about - is it a good story, and has it been honed into a fundamentally good product? If so, I want to buy it.
So, I support writers publishing in any way that best helps them meet their goals for their own books. Obviously, some dreams - like having a big display in Barnes and Noble and being endorsed by a publisher's imprint - demand being picked up by a publisher. Others don't.
Along those same lines, do you see a difference in going with a small press publisher versus a larger house? Do you see advantages or disadvantages to either?
Sure! A small press probably won't offer as wide of distribution, but may offer higher royalties and a more personal experience. A large house may be able to offer a bigger advance and larger distribution. Of course, each house will have different editors, and you may feel you "click" better with one over another. A small publisher may invest in a "riskier" book, because they might be losing less up front.
I think choosing the publishing method - large publisher, small publisher, or independently assembled team - all depends on what's best for the book and the goals its author has for it.
My thoughts exactly, Jeremy. Writers pursue different goals with different books. Every one is different, and takes, as Leigh Ann has said before, "a village" to make it. So, when you go to someone, or vice versa, and ask to be CP's, what does that mean to you? And how many CPs do you officially have?
Well, I almost never ask to be CPs - I ask if a person would let me read their book. I normally approach someone new because I'm DYING to read what they've written, for one reason or another - usually I've seen a sample of their work, and the voice, the subject matter, or something similar jumps out at me.
Then, I ask what that person needs from me, feedback-wise - which could be anything from overall light notes to deep in-line edits. Then I do that, no more, no less. I'm always honest, kind, and discrete. I try to be as gentle as possible while giving the criticism *I* think the book needs to be the best it can be. And I open and end every critique with praise and a thank-you for allowing me to read the work, along with an invitation to brainstorm and answer any questions that may arise from my critique.
I don't expect anything in return. Ever. And I'm honored if that person agrees to read my work.
My "official" list of CPs is....nonexistent. Just because critiquing a project takes, on average, several hours, and because my critiquers always are working on their own projects, I NEVER want to assume that anyone has the time, energy, or inclination to read my stories. I have critique partners on a project-by-project basis. Sometimes, one of them will be the main point person, and will agreed to work on every revision with me in depth. Others will agree to do a quick read with overall notes. It all just depends.
I've had the same experience with it depending on the project, it can go so many ways, as Jeremy has so eloquently shown. You've written a number of novels, Leigh Ann. I've been *privileged* enough to read two of them, and they're amazing. Where do you get the ideas/inspiration for your books?
Hahah thanks! Well, I've always been obsessed with superheroes, and I wondered what would happen if someone only had one or two of the components to make a superpower. That's how the hero and heroine of ONE and TWO were born - each only has a fraction of a superpower. For example, Merrin can float, but she can't fly.
My other books are retellings of old stories - either Austen or Bible. Those are stories that are important to me, and I want everyone to have the chance to experience them on a level that speaks to them, so I thought I'd try my hand at a different take. Plus, fitting all the symbolism of, say, the Exodus from Egypt into a Young Adult Science Fiction story is a fun challenge!
Since ONE is the book you have on sub right now, can you tell us a little about it? We're pretty excited...
ONE
When having two powers makes you a Super and having none makes you a Normal, having only one makes you a sad half-superpowered freak.
It makes you a One.
Sixteen-year-old Merrin Grey would love to be able to fly, or even slowly drift through the air – too bad all she can do is hover.
If she could just land an internship at the Biotech Hub, she might finally figure out how to fix herself. She busts her butt in AP Chem and salivates over the Hub’s research on the manifestation of superpowers, all in hopes of boosting her chances.
Then she meets Elias VanDyne, another One, and all her carefully crafted plans fly out the window. Literally. When the two of them touch, their Ones combine to make them fly, and when they’re not soaring over the Nebraska cornfields, they’re busy falling for each other. It also doesn’t hurt that Elias is as good at kissing as he is at helping her fly.
Best yet, her mad chemistry skills land her a spot on the Hub’s internship short list.
But when the Hub kidnaps Elias, Merrin must decide if standing up to them is worth losing her chance to become more than a One. Because The Hub's sick experiments don't heal Ones as she thought – they kill them. And if she breaks into the Hub to rescue Elias, she’ll also destroy her chances that the Hub will ever find a way for her to fly solo – her only chance of being more than a One.
Nice! I LOVE your query. It's what made me want to read it it the first place.
Haha, yes, it is AWESOME. I can't wait! Now, even though it's asked very often, what advice would you give to writers out there, whether agented, un-agented, or just getting started on their first novel?
Oh, goodness. this is so cliched. But I would say to keep writing, keep learning and getting better at it, find a community of people who love you, support you, and help you grow, and, eventually, don't be afraid of sending your work out into the world. We want to see it!
Again, thank you so much for taking the time to do this! You're an awesome writer, and friend, and I'm sure an incredible mother, wife, and everything else you are! You're inspiring. <3 Any last words? Haha!
Thank YOU! I always love the chance to say hello to new folks! When I'm on Twitter, I'm usually up for a good chat, so if you're so inclined, follow me (@leighannkopans) and we'll talk more.
And, Darci - you are INCREDIBLE. Always an unfailing support, and looking for opportunities to help others. I'm so lucky to have you in my life!
Awww, YOU'RE incredible. One of my best and favorite cheerleaders! Thank you again! And now, Jeremy would like to close out the interview with a little dance.
He's been dying to do that the whole time.
Thanks for reading! Now go find a way to follow Leigh Ann!
Blog: leighannkopans.blogspot.com
Twitter: @LeighannKopans
*****
Leigh Ann also took a minute to answer the Typelings-get-to-know-you questions. Here's a little bit more about her ;-)
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read or write?
Eat.
2. What is your favorite genre of literature, if you have one?
I really like almost anything Young Adult - really!
3. Do you have a favorite book or series of books? If so what?
Not really. And all my faves are really all over the map, genre-wise!
4. Which do you prefer, reading or writing?
Writing. Wow, that feels weird to admit.
5. What do you love most about literature?
I really think it's magic - the way something technically not real can capture your attention and focus so much. And the way things that people essentially made up can inspire you to do and be something real - it's incredible.
6. What is your favorite color?
These days I'm partial to blue-green. And purple. See: my hair. :D
7. What is your favorite food?
Cake. Mmmm.
8. What is your favorite type of music?
I feel like such a jerk saying this, but I don't even know how to start answering that. ;-/
9. Chocolate or chips? (Sweet or salty?)
Both, together.
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
Dunked in milk, savored, times twenty.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention, our dear mutual friend Jeremy Renner has agreed to sit in on the interview and give his thoughts. Thanks for being here, Jeremy.
First, Leigh Ann, I can't start the interview without saying -again- how much I adore you. It's a lot. You're amazing.
Darci! I adore you too! You're absolutely wonderful! And hey, remember that time I invited myself over to your house for lunch on zero notice? Yeah. And you even still talk to me?
Hahaha! You were IN ARIZONA. How could I pass up the opportunity to meet you in person? Second, thank you thank you thank you for doing this.
You're welcome! Honestly, it's the least I could do.
Question number one on my mind is one I've talked to you about multiple times, but I think readers would like to hear. How do you balance your writing with a family of six, working , and all the many responsibilities required of you otherwise?
Oh, my gosh. I'm not sure "balance" is a word I would use to describe my life - everything's usually teetering pretty close to toppling over, you know? And the thing is, the negotiation of responsibilities feels like it's constantly in flux. Sometimes, my husband's work schedule allows me to spend many hours a weekend writing - most weekends, I'm doing childcare or housework the whole time and literally don't sit in front of a computer. Most of my writing, reading, and critiquing time happens in stolen hours in the mornings I can manage to drop the children off at preschool early or keep my eyes open after they've gone to bed.
And I'm ALWAYS reading something - my Kindle is indispensable for holding a bottle or cuddling a child with one hand and reading with the other.
There are also lots of shortcuts and sacrifices - I hardly ever cook anymore, only fold laundry once a week (if we're lucky,) and don't sleep or exercise nearly as much as I would like. Until I get a hold of a time turner, that will have to be how it gets done!
Jeremy, you have no idea. That sounds about the same as my life. Speaking of family, you have a pretty open online presence. Do you or your family ever worry about internet creepers? Are there precautions you take to avoid that kind of thing, while still taking the opportunity to build your platform?
The openness of my online presence is actually sort of an inevitability - if you know I'm a campus rabbi, it's pretty easy to figure out which campus I'm on, and hence the general area where I live. I've always known that, because of my job, if someone really wanted to track me down, they could. But I think that's true of a lot of jobs.
As for the kids - I interact with so many people on a yearly basis that it would be pretty impossible to keep my kids' names under wraps.
However, I never talk openly about the suburb where we live, and when I tweet pictures of the kids in public places I only do so after we've left. Plus I check OUT on Foursquare instead of checking in. And that's about the best I can do!
It's a pretty scary thing sometimes, that's for sure. Now, you have an agent, and you've written several novels. Obviously you're pursuing the traditional publishing model, but how do you feel about the whole trad. vs self-publishing debate?
I think a book is defined by the level of skill, effort and professionalism put into creating it. And I think think that a high level of skill, professionalism, and effort can go into creating any book, no matter how it's published. As a reader, those are the only factors I really care about - is it a good story, and has it been honed into a fundamentally good product? If so, I want to buy it.
So, I support writers publishing in any way that best helps them meet their goals for their own books. Obviously, some dreams - like having a big display in Barnes and Noble and being endorsed by a publisher's imprint - demand being picked up by a publisher. Others don't.
Along those same lines, do you see a difference in going with a small press publisher versus a larger house? Do you see advantages or disadvantages to either?
Sure! A small press probably won't offer as wide of distribution, but may offer higher royalties and a more personal experience. A large house may be able to offer a bigger advance and larger distribution. Of course, each house will have different editors, and you may feel you "click" better with one over another. A small publisher may invest in a "riskier" book, because they might be losing less up front.
I think choosing the publishing method - large publisher, small publisher, or independently assembled team - all depends on what's best for the book and the goals its author has for it.
My thoughts exactly, Jeremy. Writers pursue different goals with different books. Every one is different, and takes, as Leigh Ann has said before, "a village" to make it. So, when you go to someone, or vice versa, and ask to be CP's, what does that mean to you? And how many CPs do you officially have?
Well, I almost never ask to be CPs - I ask if a person would let me read their book. I normally approach someone new because I'm DYING to read what they've written, for one reason or another - usually I've seen a sample of their work, and the voice, the subject matter, or something similar jumps out at me.
Then, I ask what that person needs from me, feedback-wise - which could be anything from overall light notes to deep in-line edits. Then I do that, no more, no less. I'm always honest, kind, and discrete. I try to be as gentle as possible while giving the criticism *I* think the book needs to be the best it can be. And I open and end every critique with praise and a thank-you for allowing me to read the work, along with an invitation to brainstorm and answer any questions that may arise from my critique.
I don't expect anything in return. Ever. And I'm honored if that person agrees to read my work.
My "official" list of CPs is....nonexistent. Just because critiquing a project takes, on average, several hours, and because my critiquers always are working on their own projects, I NEVER want to assume that anyone has the time, energy, or inclination to read my stories. I have critique partners on a project-by-project basis. Sometimes, one of them will be the main point person, and will agreed to work on every revision with me in depth. Others will agree to do a quick read with overall notes. It all just depends.
I've had the same experience with it depending on the project, it can go so many ways, as Jeremy has so eloquently shown. You've written a number of novels, Leigh Ann. I've been *privileged* enough to read two of them, and they're amazing. Where do you get the ideas/inspiration for your books?
Hahah thanks! Well, I've always been obsessed with superheroes, and I wondered what would happen if someone only had one or two of the components to make a superpower. That's how the hero and heroine of ONE and TWO were born - each only has a fraction of a superpower. For example, Merrin can float, but she can't fly.
My other books are retellings of old stories - either Austen or Bible. Those are stories that are important to me, and I want everyone to have the chance to experience them on a level that speaks to them, so I thought I'd try my hand at a different take. Plus, fitting all the symbolism of, say, the Exodus from Egypt into a Young Adult Science Fiction story is a fun challenge!
Since ONE is the book you have on sub right now, can you tell us a little about it? We're pretty excited...
ONE
When having two powers makes you a Super and having none makes you a Normal, having only one makes you a sad half-superpowered freak.
It makes you a One.
Sixteen-year-old Merrin Grey would love to be able to fly, or even slowly drift through the air – too bad all she can do is hover.
If she could just land an internship at the Biotech Hub, she might finally figure out how to fix herself. She busts her butt in AP Chem and salivates over the Hub’s research on the manifestation of superpowers, all in hopes of boosting her chances.
Then she meets Elias VanDyne, another One, and all her carefully crafted plans fly out the window. Literally. When the two of them touch, their Ones combine to make them fly, and when they’re not soaring over the Nebraska cornfields, they’re busy falling for each other. It also doesn’t hurt that Elias is as good at kissing as he is at helping her fly.
Best yet, her mad chemistry skills land her a spot on the Hub’s internship short list.
But when the Hub kidnaps Elias, Merrin must decide if standing up to them is worth losing her chance to become more than a One. Because The Hub's sick experiments don't heal Ones as she thought – they kill them. And if she breaks into the Hub to rescue Elias, she’ll also destroy her chances that the Hub will ever find a way for her to fly solo – her only chance of being more than a One.
Nice! I LOVE your query. It's what made me want to read it it the first place.
Haha, yes, it is AWESOME. I can't wait! Now, even though it's asked very often, what advice would you give to writers out there, whether agented, un-agented, or just getting started on their first novel?
Oh, goodness. this is so cliched. But I would say to keep writing, keep learning and getting better at it, find a community of people who love you, support you, and help you grow, and, eventually, don't be afraid of sending your work out into the world. We want to see it!
Again, thank you so much for taking the time to do this! You're an awesome writer, and friend, and I'm sure an incredible mother, wife, and everything else you are! You're inspiring. <3 Any last words? Haha!
Thank YOU! I always love the chance to say hello to new folks! When I'm on Twitter, I'm usually up for a good chat, so if you're so inclined, follow me (@leighannkopans) and we'll talk more.
And, Darci - you are INCREDIBLE. Always an unfailing support, and looking for opportunities to help others. I'm so lucky to have you in my life!
Awww, YOU'RE incredible. One of my best and favorite cheerleaders! Thank you again! And now, Jeremy would like to close out the interview with a little dance.
He's been dying to do that the whole time.
Thanks for reading! Now go find a way to follow Leigh Ann!
Blog: leighannkopans.blogspot.com
Twitter: @LeighannKopans
*****
Leigh Ann also took a minute to answer the Typelings-get-to-know-you questions. Here's a little bit more about her ;-)
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read or write?
Eat.
2. What is your favorite genre of literature, if you have one?
I really like almost anything Young Adult - really!
3. Do you have a favorite book or series of books? If so what?
Not really. And all my faves are really all over the map, genre-wise!
4. Which do you prefer, reading or writing?
Writing. Wow, that feels weird to admit.
5. What do you love most about literature?
I really think it's magic - the way something technically not real can capture your attention and focus so much. And the way things that people essentially made up can inspire you to do and be something real - it's incredible.
6. What is your favorite color?
These days I'm partial to blue-green. And purple. See: my hair. :D
7. What is your favorite food?
Cake. Mmmm.
8. What is your favorite type of music?
I feel like such a jerk saying this, but I don't even know how to start answering that. ;-/
9. Chocolate or chips? (Sweet or salty?)
Both, together.
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
Dunked in milk, savored, times twenty.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Color Me Nostalgic
Greetings! Lady Jane here, but you can call me Lady. I'm probably the most sentimental of the group so pardon me while I wax nostalgic as I settle into my proverbial rocking chair on my wraparound porch.
Yesterday while I was driving to work, the song "Our House" by Madness streamed over those invisible waves into my memories. I'm the youngest sibling of seven, two of which were 80s high school graduates. I heard a lot of Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, OMD, Prince, and countless other artists in my five years of age. So whenever I hear those groups on the radio now I'm immediately pulled back to my parents' basement watching my sister Stacy perform cheer routines for family home videos. "Our House" eventually became my family's theme song. (I've even thought about splicing all of my home videos and pictures together to create an opening montage as if we had our own sitcom, maybe call it Nine is Nifty).
If you've heard it but never understood the lyrics (can't really blame you, they're English and they sing really fast sometimes) here they are:
Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...
Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our mum she's so house-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...
Something tells you that you've got to get away from it
Father gets up late for work
Mother has to iron his shirt
Then she sends the kids to school
Sees them off with a small kiss
She's the one they're going to miss
here they are:In lots of ways
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...
I remember way back then when everything was true and when
We would have such a very good time such a fine time
Such a happy time
And I remember how we'd play simply waste the day away
Then we'd say nothing would come between us two dreamers
Our house, in the middle of our ...
I remember way back then when everything was true and when
We would have such a very good time such a fine time
Such a happy time
And I remember how we'd play simply waste the day away
Then we'd say nothing would come between us two dreamers
Our house, was our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street
I especially tear up on the line "Our house that was where we used to sleep". Not many people can boast that they lived in the same house for 19 years! I was an incredibly lucky little gal to avoid the "new kid at school" syndrome; everywhere I went somebody knew me because of my family.
I grew up with cousins that were like a second set of sisters and a fruit-producing orchard of oranges, tangerines, plums, apricots and apples, 3.25 acres to roam with trees to climb and holes to dig. I walked to school uphill...both ways...in the snow...just kidding). I made friends with my teachers and other adults and yes even a few cats.
I think with the holidays approaching and family is coming together I can't help but be sentimental. Oh who am I kidding? I can be nostalgic and day of the week.
Stay out of trouble whippersnappers,
Lady
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Gratitude
You can learn a lot about a person by the things they can't live without. At this time of year and especially on this day, one often reflects on gratitude for those things.
Cheers,
Hero
Myself included.
So on my debut Typelings post, I thought I'd introduce you to my many-faceted life and the things I am thankful for.
As a woman: I'm grateful for chocolate. And bubble baths. And a great book. Combine all three and you get a ridiculous level of paradise.
I'm also grateful for shopping, pedicures, sisters-who-are-also-bffs, moms-who-are-also-bffs, and the occasional Chris Hemsworth movie. (Come on, I'm married, I ain't dead.) Yes, I'm painfully girlie.
As a wife: I'm grateful for my husband. He's the one who I can't wait to spend forever with. A sure, solid, down-to-earth hottie who can fly me to the moon every time he calls me beautiful.
I'm also grateful for the desire I have to be the traditional wife. Cooking and cleaning isn't always fun, but a clean house and a delicious meal bring me a ton of satisfaction. I love making things from scratch and I'm grateful that I've been able to learn and become good at it.
As a mother: I'm grateful for my children. I have amazing children. Ladybug is in heaven. An angel who watches over us. And Little Bub is four months old. A squishy-faced cutie who heals and steals my heart every day.
I'm also grateful for naps and jogging strollers. Holy crap are those things nice.
As a writer: I'm grateful for creativity and ingenuity. What incredible things human beings are.
I'm also grateful for music. The perfect soundtrack can pull me out of the writers'-block mire, send me to another place, and create worlds.
And I'm grateful for those who have gone before. People that have already created worlds or who are creating them now--fellow writers who support each other and cheer you on, TYPELINGS! or even the admired idol I'll never meet.
There are so many other things I'm thankful for but for the sake of brevity, I'll finish with a question:
What is the one thing you take for granted the most? Take a second to be grateful today.
And for heaven's sake, eat some turkey.
What is the one thing you take for granted the most? Take a second to be grateful today.
And for heaven's sake, eat some turkey.
Cheers,
Hero
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Inspiration: By Rogue
Okay, here goes. My first attempt at "blogging" or whatever they call that thing they do on that Internet mechanism. Just kidding, I'm super awesome at Interneting (yep, just made that word up), but seriously, I don't get blogging. Whatever happened to keeping a diary? And...not putting that diary out in a public forum?
Anyway, so, I'm supposed to be talking about scenes and images from a few of my nerd shows that inspire me. You can't see me, but I just put my game face on. Let's do this.
Korra gets her bending back. This scene definitely inspired me, because hey, Aang is dead, and he's still kicking butt and saving the day. I'm like, Korra, Korra, Korra, you stupid girl. Please don't be born yet and let Aang still be the Avatar. I waited the entire show for this scene. In all seriousness though, ahem, I thought this scene was beautifully executed. The cycle of Avatars may live on in an unworthy vessel, but I have hope for her in future seasons. The Legend of Korra inspires my writing in a rather round-a-bout way. I look at Korra, at all her flaws and mistakes, and realize what a marvelous character she is. I don't like her very much, and that in itself is a token of her greatness. Any fictional being that can make me care about them, even in a negative way, has achieved a degree of realism I strive for in my own characters. So, Korra, you have my respect. (But I'm still holding out for the Legend of Iroh.)
Mount Doom and Barad-dur. This may seem like an odd choice, but hear me out. Frodo and Sam, alone in the wilderness, having just been separated from their friends and companions, have made their way into enemy territory. They crest the peak of a mountain, and sprawled out before them is Mordor. Mount Doom, Orcs, Mumakil, Shelob, wraiths on wings, swamps that want to eat them, a lidless eye wreathed in flame...the list of adversities seems to grow longer with their every step. If I was Frodo, I would have looked at Sam and been like, "Well, that was fun. I'm out." But they go on. They face every enemy and defeat every odd. I see their example and think to myself, if Sam can carry Frodo on his back up the side of a roaring volcano, I can bloody well put Skyrim away for a few hours and work on my writing! (I know, my life is full of such crippling choices.)
Harry's final battle and defeat of Voldemort. If you need me to explain to you why this is inspiring, I give up on humanity.
Vader turning on Emperor Palpatine. Vader's final act speaks powerfully of redemption. I can now be assured that murdering countless innocents, slaughtering children, destroying planets, torturing my own children, and handing Han Solo over to the likes of Boba Fett are all sins that can very easily be forgotten and forgiven. All I need do is betray and murder the man who mentored me since childhood, and all will be well. I can appear blue and glowy in all happy confidence beside such great Jedi masters as Yoda and Obi-Wan. And they will look at me and smile, and say, "Oh never mind about that brave young lad you cut down in front of the Jedi temple. Never mind about Alderaan. Leia doesn't need her home planet, and hey, technically if was Moff Tarkin who gave the order, right? The important thing is, at the absolute last moment possible, you decided, hey, maybe I don't want to just stand here like a giant toaster and watch this pancake-faced monster destroy my only son. Well done, Anakin, welcome back to the fold."
Spider-Man versus the Lizard. This makes me all tingly for a number of reasons, not least of which includes that fact that the arrival of the Amazing Spider-Man films ensures I will never again have to endure the agony of watching Tobey Maguire sob about his constipation. Also, Gwen Stacy is a happy alternative to Mary-Jane's awkward posing and snaggle tooth. Aside from that, I never fully appreciated the complexity and depth of Peter Parker's character until I saw that film (five times in two weeks). Even when stacked against such a magnificent villain, he always remembers what his Uncle Ben taught him. "With great hair, comes great responsibility." He knows that because he has been given the power and ability to help people, that places him under a moral obligation to do so. It was a humbling experience to watch his beloved uncle get killed over a bottle of chocolate milk, an experience that shaped him into the hero his is today, someone whose hair is never, ever out of place even when crushed under spandex for hours at a time.
All right, I know I didn't treat this as seriously as I probably should have, but it is in my nature to be snarky, and thus, I shall snark. I probably should have done this when I'm not exhausted and starving, but that's never. I promise I will try harder in the future, although I honestly don't find myself the least bit inspiring. I will understand if I am never again asked to write a blog post.
--Rogue
Monday, November 12, 2012
Multiple Trades of Pen
I engage in both fiction writing and poetry.
I find that studying both forms of writing enhances the other.
For example, poetry stresses the value of each word, fresh language, and pith. Poetry is also meant to be performed by the human voice BUT--especially since the turn of the 20th century--much experimentation has been done with poetry as text.
One technique that has evolved from such experimentation is enjambment, where the poet breaks a line before the thought is complete. When done well, enjambment multiplies a single word's valences of meaning. I've provided one of my own poems as an attempt at well-done enjambment.
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| George Herbert |
Another technique which acknowledges poetry as text, and not as a performance of the voice, is shaping poems. Shape poems, through the spacing of words and lines, create images on the page. One my favorite examples is "Easter Wings," by George Herbert. These poems transcend gimicktry by utilizing shapes which further the argument of the poem's content. This is why I love Herbert's "Easter Wings."
I go into the weeds on these techniques to make this point: studying different forms of writing exposes you to techniques and concerns that are under-emphasized in other forms.
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| Raymond Chandler |
Had I never studied poetry, I never would have been made aware of shape, or enjambment as ways to further my purpose. If I only wrote fiction, I also wouldn't have learned to worry as much about fresh language. Only about the freshness of plot, or setting. But anyone who has read the novels of Raymond Chandler knows that description can elevate a story from palatable to delectable. There's joy not just in Chandler's main character solving a mystery, but savoring the words which Chandler serves up like a gourmet chef would their best dishes: hot, and juicy*.
Given the introduction, I'm not sure my own poem, which follows, exemplifies the ideals of enjambment I initially described. Nonetheless, I offer it up for your enjoyment with my plea to apprentice yourself to multiple trades of the pen.
You won't regret it.
*(Perhaps a better-known example would be The Avengers. Next time you watch it, notice how much the movie relies upon witty dialogue to carry otherwise monotonous set-up scenes. Interesting language does much more than merely surprise the reader: it delights.)
Nap time.
Every time you wake up
I interpret the red marks on your
cheek:
four: you drempt
of that stupid binki
I give to send you
packing with the sandman;
three: the sandman took
you to Ali Baba, and his gang
of forty thieves snaked
every grain of sleep;
eleven: you're out
of body. These are steps
to heaven, impressed
on your cheek
and all I can think
is you've ratted me out,
told God I've sent you into ana-
phylactic shock.
After two hours I start repenting;
God's got you and you're
never coming back.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Learn from the Masters
One of the things I've noticed about my own writing is this: I tend to write better while I'm in the process of reading a well-crafted book.
It doesn't matter if you prefer to read Tolkien, Twain, or Austen, or more modern writers like Hale or Sanderson. If it's a well-crafted book, you'll be able to learn about writing, simply by reading it.
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| Jo Rowling's outline map for Order of the Phoenix. |
Published or not, if you take a little time every day to read words and sentences that are strong and put together properly, you will take that into your own writing and begin to emulate it.
It doesn't matter if you prefer to read Tolkien, Twain, or Austen, or more modern writers like Hale or Sanderson. If it's a well-crafted book, you'll be able to learn about writing, simply by reading it.
Here's an example: I'm a Harry Potter fanatic. *high fives Dash & Hero* I can listen to the Harry Potter audio books any time, while doing anything. Dishes, driving, running, whatever. I love the way Jo strings words together. It's not heavy reading, but it's very well-written. If you haven't read them, I highly recommend you do. She creates atmosphere so well, and her characters are genuine, but above all, these books are well-crafted.
Last night, as I fell asleep listening to Jim Dale voice Harry's goodbye to Dobby the House Elf in the garden of Shell Cottage, I couldn't help but hope that I can craft words as beautifully as those. That some day, someone will appreciate my stories as much as I do these and so many others.
But to do that, I have to remember the three most important rules of writing:
1. Write.
2. Write.
3. Write.
Get the words on the page, and it'll work out, right? Right.
-Page
Monday, November 5, 2012
Ozz's writing process
Since being offered a contract to have my book published, I've found people asking me how I go about writing my books. I know the normal ways are using spread sheets to map out ideas, outlining the plot first and so forth, but to be honest, I just don't do that.
For me, the first thing I have in my head is the main character and something that has happened to them to change the course of their life. This usually becomes my opening scene. With Kiya, for example, Naomi popped into my head while I studied Ancient Egypt and said; "Let me tell you Kiya's story my way." So, I saw her with several younger sisters who were about to be taken but she stepped up in their place despite her highly ranked father's wishes.
The next thing I have in my head is how I want the story to end. With that in mind, I can figure out how to get there. I keep the finale as main points but don't write it down, because I find I change small details along the way. It gives me the freedom to have the characters develop as they will while heading to the conclusion.
The characters are the most important thing to me. I often have several scenes in my head once I have the beginning and end, but I won't write them down until I feel like I can express it the way my characters would tell it. While I'm developing my WIP I spend most of my time thinking about my characters, spending time with them while doing chores, going to the store, at work and mostly while I take my kid out for a walk to the park. Knowing the characters is the most important thing to me because it's what they do and how they react that creates the story.
When I write historicals, that means I also need to do research. Kiya had a TON of research involved for each of the characters, the chronology of events, culture of Egyptians and Hebrews, and daily life. Usually I read all of this during the character process, but sometimes I have to do it while I'm writing. Using Kiya again as an example, there's one scene where she has to clean the restrooms. So I paused and went and found out how Egyptians went to the toilet. It was a small detail, but it was important for accuracy's sake.
Once I have my beginning and end and know my characters, I fill in the middle. I usually write from beginning to end, occasionally writing a scene for later on a separate document, but generally I just let it flow. Then once I've written it, I'll go back and touch up details that I neglected to link up the first time around.
It makes things surprisingly fast. My last WIP I wrote 96,000 in a month and the whole Kiya series took me 2 1/2 months to write with about a month's research before hand. I think I can do it so fast because I spend so much time with my characters so I just chug through the scenes and rarely get stuck.
It's not very profound or ground breaking, I know... but this is what works for me. I really believe that a writer should do whatever works for them and not what other people say they "should" do. So, if you are stuck, try something different until you find what makes you tick. Creating a story shouldn't be hard, and it shouldn't be stressful. I believe being a writer is a labor of love, so do it the way that makes you happy! :-D
Ozz.
The next thing I have in my head is how I want the story to end. With that in mind, I can figure out how to get there. I keep the finale as main points but don't write it down, because I find I change small details along the way. It gives me the freedom to have the characters develop as they will while heading to the conclusion.
The characters are the most important thing to me. I often have several scenes in my head once I have the beginning and end, but I won't write them down until I feel like I can express it the way my characters would tell it. While I'm developing my WIP I spend most of my time thinking about my characters, spending time with them while doing chores, going to the store, at work and mostly while I take my kid out for a walk to the park. Knowing the characters is the most important thing to me because it's what they do and how they react that creates the story.
When I write historicals, that means I also need to do research. Kiya had a TON of research involved for each of the characters, the chronology of events, culture of Egyptians and Hebrews, and daily life. Usually I read all of this during the character process, but sometimes I have to do it while I'm writing. Using Kiya again as an example, there's one scene where she has to clean the restrooms. So I paused and went and found out how Egyptians went to the toilet. It was a small detail, but it was important for accuracy's sake.
Once I have my beginning and end and know my characters, I fill in the middle. I usually write from beginning to end, occasionally writing a scene for later on a separate document, but generally I just let it flow. Then once I've written it, I'll go back and touch up details that I neglected to link up the first time around.
It makes things surprisingly fast. My last WIP I wrote 96,000 in a month and the whole Kiya series took me 2 1/2 months to write with about a month's research before hand. I think I can do it so fast because I spend so much time with my characters so I just chug through the scenes and rarely get stuck.
It's not very profound or ground breaking, I know... but this is what works for me. I really believe that a writer should do whatever works for them and not what other people say they "should" do. So, if you are stuck, try something different until you find what makes you tick. Creating a story shouldn't be hard, and it shouldn't be stressful. I believe being a writer is a labor of love, so do it the way that makes you happy! :-D
Ozz.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Surviving the Query Process
For writers, querying is the stuff of dark legends whispered to children before bedtime. From the pressure to write a perfect letter to weathering a storm of rejections, it's the scary monster in the closet for scribblers and penmonkeys of every kind.
For many, this is the point where "I am a writer" slowly withers into "I tried to be a writer." But does it have to be like that? Or is there a way to defeat it, maintain sanity and - dare I say it - even enjoy the process? I'm currently in the midst of querying my sci-fi novel The Year of Lightning, and this is how I stay happy.
1) Try your best to embrace it. Not with dread, sighs and dramatic eye-rolls, but with genuine enthusiasm. Since a writer aspiring to traditional publication must inevitably face the query, use it as a way to improve your craft. Writing a query letter can teach you how to present your story as succinctly and economically as possible, while still conveying your style and building suspense. Researching agents and agencies is a golden opportunity to learn more about the publishing business. Don't surrender to doom and gloom. Instead, make the process work for you.
2) Revel in your victory. If you're querying, that means you've competed a novel and edited/revised it, put it through beta reading and edited again, and given it the best final polish you can. Congratulations! You finished a novel - something the vast majority of aspiring novelists will never accomplish. You climbed a mountain and lived to tell the tale. So celebrate! Enjoy and take pride in your accomplishment, and that feeling will fuel you during the difficult days.
3) Accept rejection. It will happen. How many big-name actors got their huge breakout role after one audition? Approximately zero. Even if your work is brilliant, most agents will not want to represent it. And you know what? That's a good thing. You want to be represented by someone who does more than just enjoy your work. You want them to be blown away by it, to be so passionate that they will fight with every cell and every breath to get it into the hands of readers around the world. Have the patience to wait for that one agent who says, "You're amazing and we will do incredible things together." As for all the agents that reject you, be grateful to them for being honest and clearing the way for your true partner.
4) Allow yourself to feel bad. When your work is rejected, it's okay not to enjoy it. What's not okay is to wallow in it. That doesn't do anyone any good - especially yourself and the other writers who have to listen to it all day. So what do you do? When you receive a rejection, give yourself ten minutes to drown in misery and self-doubt. Let it wash over you. Let your heart sink, and envision a future where you aimlessly wander the streets, offering to write every stranger's memoir for a nickel and a ham sandwich. Once your ten minutes are done, pick up your heart, dust it off and charge forward with renewed determination. Rejection never feels good, so don't bottle or repress it. Open up, let the darkness flow from you, and then all that remains will be the light.
5) Surround yourself with peers who know what you're going through. There's an immense amount of comfort in knowing that you can message a friend with "Ugh, querying" and they'll respond with, "I know! But don't give up." Share yourself and your experiences, and offer your own support to others going through the same thing. A sense of community, of not being alone, can work wonders.
6) Stay productive. Don't spend all your time querying and waiting on responses. Keep writing. Not only will this keep your mind occupied and prevent you from checking email every three minutes, but it will serve to remind you why you're doing all this. While the business side works itself out, keep doing what you love. Who knows, that story you're writing to distract yourself may end up being exactly what publishers are looking for.
I hope this helps. Now, suit up and get writing!
-Batman
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| QueryShark for Query advice. |
1) Try your best to embrace it. Not with dread, sighs and dramatic eye-rolls, but with genuine enthusiasm. Since a writer aspiring to traditional publication must inevitably face the query, use it as a way to improve your craft. Writing a query letter can teach you how to present your story as succinctly and economically as possible, while still conveying your style and building suspense. Researching agents and agencies is a golden opportunity to learn more about the publishing business. Don't surrender to doom and gloom. Instead, make the process work for you.
2) Revel in your victory. If you're querying, that means you've competed a novel and edited/revised it, put it through beta reading and edited again, and given it the best final polish you can. Congratulations! You finished a novel - something the vast majority of aspiring novelists will never accomplish. You climbed a mountain and lived to tell the tale. So celebrate! Enjoy and take pride in your accomplishment, and that feeling will fuel you during the difficult days.
3) Accept rejection. It will happen. How many big-name actors got their huge breakout role after one audition? Approximately zero. Even if your work is brilliant, most agents will not want to represent it. And you know what? That's a good thing. You want to be represented by someone who does more than just enjoy your work. You want them to be blown away by it, to be so passionate that they will fight with every cell and every breath to get it into the hands of readers around the world. Have the patience to wait for that one agent who says, "You're amazing and we will do incredible things together." As for all the agents that reject you, be grateful to them for being honest and clearing the way for your true partner.
4) Allow yourself to feel bad. When your work is rejected, it's okay not to enjoy it. What's not okay is to wallow in it. That doesn't do anyone any good - especially yourself and the other writers who have to listen to it all day. So what do you do? When you receive a rejection, give yourself ten minutes to drown in misery and self-doubt. Let it wash over you. Let your heart sink, and envision a future where you aimlessly wander the streets, offering to write every stranger's memoir for a nickel and a ham sandwich. Once your ten minutes are done, pick up your heart, dust it off and charge forward with renewed determination. Rejection never feels good, so don't bottle or repress it. Open up, let the darkness flow from you, and then all that remains will be the light.
5) Surround yourself with peers who know what you're going through. There's an immense amount of comfort in knowing that you can message a friend with "Ugh, querying" and they'll respond with, "I know! But don't give up." Share yourself and your experiences, and offer your own support to others going through the same thing. A sense of community, of not being alone, can work wonders.
6) Stay productive. Don't spend all your time querying and waiting on responses. Keep writing. Not only will this keep your mind occupied and prevent you from checking email every three minutes, but it will serve to remind you why you're doing all this. While the business side works itself out, keep doing what you love. Who knows, that story you're writing to distract yourself may end up being exactly what publishers are looking for.
I hope this helps. Now, suit up and get writing!
-Batman
Monday, October 29, 2012
The Typelings Talk - IV
Last intro post, friends! Today we're introducing a few more awesome Typelings, in the hope that you'll REALLY LIKE THEM!
For your enjoyment, let us begin...
Batman
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read or write?
First, I’m a foodie, so I enjoy cooking, trying new restaurants and watching Food Network. Second, I trained in musical theater for a few years, so I try to practice singing regularly. Third, I prowl the rooftops at night and bring justice to the criminal underworld. Don’t tell anyone about the third one.
Next up: Lady!
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read and write?
I love to sing and play the piano.
2. What is your favorite genre of literature, if you have one?
My favorite is historical fiction, but science fiction (Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut) holds a special place in my heart.
3. Do you have a favorite book or series of books? If so, what?
"The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society". If you have never read it, YOU HAVE TO! It is beautifully written!
4. Which do you prefer, reading or writing?
I would much rather sit down and write. I'm a visual person and writing allows me to see the effort I'm putting into it.
5. What do yo ulove most about literature?
I love that there is always something to learn or absorb. I love a good romance to lift my spirits, a science fiction novel to get me thinking and a biography to appreciate those who came before me.
6. What is your favorite color?
Happy red, not Scorsese red.
7. What is your favorite food?
Homemade Caesar Salad. I could eat that every week!
8. What is your favorite type of music?
I like too many to narrow it down, but I love 40s/50s crooners and jive.
9. Chocolate or chips? (Sweet or salty?)
M&M popcorn does that answer your question? * winking *
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
I eat my Oreos just like Hero, except I drink half of my milk after two Oreos, then continue the process for the other two and finish off the milk, that way I'm not stuck with a ton of milk after scarfing down my Oreos.
Another friend you'll hear from is our one-and-only-honorary-out-of-state member, code named Pinnochio. He's been a member of a couple of group blogs in the past, so we're using his expertise to get this thing going and make sure we're all happy and having fun at the same time. We'll probably hear his interview answers the first time he posts here :-)
There they are! And now you know ALL of us. Keep your eyes open for more posts from the other Typelings coming soon!
-Page
For your enjoyment, let us begin...
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| Batman |
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read or write?
First, I’m a foodie, so I enjoy cooking, trying new restaurants and watching Food Network. Second, I trained in musical theater for a few years, so I try to practice singing regularly. Third, I prowl the rooftops at night and bring justice to the criminal underworld. Don’t tell anyone about the third one.
2. What is your favorite genre of literature, if you have one?
I don’t think I can pick just one. I read sci-fi, fantasy, humor, contemporary, children’s and grown-up, classic literature – everything from Shakespeare, Austen, Dumas and Poe to Brandon Sanderson, Ernest Cline, Jeffrey Deaver and Douglas Adams. I’ll read just about anything that catches my interest. There’s something to learn about writing from each, and I enjoy them equally.
3. Do you have a favorite book or series of books? If so what?
The Count of Monte Cristo is my absolute favorite book. Dumas was a master at building to moments of incredible emotional intensity. It’s a long book, but the payoff is more than worth it.
4. Which do you prefer, reading or writing?
Wow. That’s like asking if I prefer inhaling or exhaling. They’re two halves of the same coin and I don’t really know how to separate them. I love books, whether I’m reading or writing them.
5. What do you love most about literature?
When I’m reading, I love escaping into stories and feeling a kinship with the characters I’m reading about. I love books that make me want to jump up and cheer. When I’m writing, the freedom of creating any world or character that I want, the satisfaction of inspiring emotion in my readers and taking them on a journey with me, is incredibly satisfying.
6. What is your favorite color?
Silver and dark purple
7. What is your favorite food?
I’m Italian, so I have to pick that or I’ll get in trouble with my mom. Seriously, though, nothing beats the comfort of my generations-old family recipes that came over on the boat from Sicily. After that, Thai food all the way.
8. What is your favorite type of music?
I have something of everything, so it just depends on what mood I’m in. I suppose I’ve loved rock and Broadway music the longest, and yeah, those choices couldn’t be more different from each other! When I’m writing I mostly listen to super-chill relaxation music, more for insulating myself within the story than for entertainment. I also listen to a ton of comedy.
9. Chocolate or chips? (Sweet or salty?)
Chocolate chips? Chips dipped in chocolate? I pick sweet AND salty because I’m a rebel like that and don’t follow the rules of civilized society.
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
Mercilessly and with reckless abandon, as if I’m wreaking vengeance upon the cookie community for atrocities committed against my people.
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| Lady |
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read and write?
I love to sing and play the piano.
2. What is your favorite genre of literature, if you have one?
My favorite is historical fiction, but science fiction (Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut) holds a special place in my heart.
3. Do you have a favorite book or series of books? If so, what?
"The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society". If you have never read it, YOU HAVE TO! It is beautifully written!
4. Which do you prefer, reading or writing?
I would much rather sit down and write. I'm a visual person and writing allows me to see the effort I'm putting into it.
5. What do yo ulove most about literature?
I love that there is always something to learn or absorb. I love a good romance to lift my spirits, a science fiction novel to get me thinking and a biography to appreciate those who came before me.
6. What is your favorite color?
Happy red, not Scorsese red.
7. What is your favorite food?
Homemade Caesar Salad. I could eat that every week!
8. What is your favorite type of music?
I like too many to narrow it down, but I love 40s/50s crooners and jive.
9. Chocolate or chips? (Sweet or salty?)
M&M popcorn does that answer your question? * winking *
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
I eat my Oreos just like Hero, except I drink half of my milk after two Oreos, then continue the process for the other two and finish off the milk, that way I'm not stuck with a ton of milk after scarfing down my Oreos.
Another friend you'll hear from is our one-and-only-honorary-out-of-state member, code named Pinnochio. He's been a member of a couple of group blogs in the past, so we're using his expertise to get this thing going and make sure we're all happy and having fun at the same time. We'll probably hear his interview answers the first time he posts here :-)
There they are! And now you know ALL of us. Keep your eyes open for more posts from the other Typelings coming soon!
-Page
Friday, October 26, 2012
The Typelings Talk - III
Wow, what a week, eh! Today we're introducing you to the next two Typelings. As of right now there are only two more after this... but apparently we're popular, so we may get to meet more as the blog grows!
Today, we have a couple of legendary figures: Rogue and Ozz.
Rogue
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read or write?
Today, we have a couple of legendary figures: Rogue and Ozz.
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| Rogue |
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read or write?
I like to stare at my bookcases. If I'm not doing that, I'm probably watching Doctor Who. Or Robin Hood. Or Peter Pan. Or LotR. Or Harry Potter. Occasionally I sleep.
2. What is your favorite genre of literature, if you have one?
I mostly like fantasy and horror books, but I will read pretty much anything. Sci-fi, mystery/thriller, general fiction, just as long as it's good! My favorite authors are Tolkien and Rowling (of course), along with Dean Koontz, Rick Riordan, Charles Dickens, and a lot more I could probably think of if I wasn't so tired.
3. Do you have a favorite book or series of books? If so what?
Where to start? I love the usual favorites, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and the like. I also love Dean Koontz's Odd Thomas series, anything to do with Peter Pan or Robin Hood or Spider-Man, and pretty much anything Rick Riordan has put out.
4. Which do you prefer, reading or writing?
I like to read books that inspire me to write. I will literally read a few pages or chapters of a book, write for a while, read some more, write some more, and then watch Doctor Who.
5. What do you love most about literature?
Literature is lasting. It reaches individual people in unique ways, spanning generations. Good literature endures to be loved for ages.
6. What is your favorite color?
Burnt orange.
7. What is your favorite food?
Pizza.
8. What is your favorite type of music?
Epic music, movie soundtracks, classic rock, Celtic music, a smattering of Indie bands, I'm not too picky.
9. Chocolate or chips? (Sweet or salty?)
I interpreted that as chocolate or chips...as in french fries. My soul is British. Anyway...chocolate, every time. Unless you mean chips as in french fries, because then I would eat both at once.
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
If I'm eating one in public, I stuff that entire delicious cookie in my mouth at once, to avoid black crumbs getting all up in my grill. At home, I dip them in milk and eat them in three to four bites, rotating the cookie widdershins after each nibble.
Next up: Ozz!
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| Ozz |
Ozz
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read or write?
Well, I jump between singing and team sports, unfortunately those teams sports aren't played here, like netball, rugby and European handball. (Yes, I did play violent sports. I had a lot of rage as a teen)
2. What is your favorite genre of literature, if you have one?
Hmm... I like anything as long as it has good strong characters... I hate Bella... But I can't read zombies, horror and thrillers.
3. Do you have a favorite book or series of books? If so what?
There was a book I read over and over in HS which I loved, but I can't remember it's name, only where it was located in the school library! But I do love 'The Fire of the Covenant', and a MG series called 'Horrible Histories' they just crack me up.
4. Which do you prefer, reading or writing?
Writing. I'm in my head all the time... it's quite bad actually.
5. What do you love most about literature?
MOST?? Geez... probably the escapism. I love getting away to another world.
6. What is your favorite color?
Purple, no blue, no purple, no... yes! Purple. Plum purple.
7. What is your favorite food?
Ice Cream!
8. What is your favorite type of music?
Club/Dance
9. Chocolate or chips? (Sweet or salty?)
Chocolate big time!
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
As fast as possible! Forget pulling it apart!
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There they are! Give 'em some comments so they feel nice and welcome on the blog. One more intro post and we'll get down to business so stay tuned!
-Page
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
The Typelings Talk - II
WooHoo! Thanks for all the love on Monday for Hero and Gray! They appreciate it so very much. Moving on in the introductions, today we're going to meet the amazing Dash and Page... without further adoooo.....
Dash
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
Greedily.
(Side note, her joke had me laughing so bad.)
Page
(aka the person who's been putting these posts together. FUN!)
All at once. I'm way too impatient for anything else.
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Sweet! Now give us some love here, and stay tuned for the next intro post coming soon, to meet Rogue, Oz and Batman!
<3 Page
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| Dash |
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read or write?
Act! Like a fool! Onstage!
2. What is your favorite genre of literature, if you have one?
Fiction...pretty broad I know, but I can't narrow it down any further. I love everything!
3. Do you have a favorite book or series of books? If so what?
Harry Potter. Obviously. However I am very partial to anything Agatha Christie writes.
4. Which do you prefer, reading or writing?
Well, since I am not gifted with the power of the written word like my fellow Typelings, I'd definitely say reading. Although I have written quite a few of my own Harry Potter jokes: knock knock! who's there? you know! you know who? AVADA KEDAVRA!......eh??
5. What do you love most about literature?
Escapism. Definitely. And witnessing a complex string of events and characters resolve into a logical plot. Of course, not all authors can pull this off. But all the ones I know personally can.
6. What is your favorite color?
Pink. Don't judge.
7. What is your favorite food?
Cookies. Judge.
8. What is your favorite type of music?
New Orleans Jazz. So so much.
9. Chocolate or chips? (Sweet or salty?)
Chocolate dipped chips...don't knock it til you've tried it!
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
Greedily.
(Side note, her joke had me laughing so bad.)
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| Page |
(aka the person who's been putting these posts together. FUN!)
1. What is your favorite thing to do besides read or write?
Sing, dance, act (but not usually like a fool), or teach any of those things.
2. What is your favorite genre of literature, if you have one?
Fantasy. Hands down.
3. Do you have a favorite book or series of books? If so what?
The Belgariad and Mallorean Series by David Eddings, Harry Potter, Dearly Departed (which I'm about to read the sequel for - Dearly Beloved), and so many of my CP's manuscripts.
4. Which do you prefer, reading or writing?
I don't think I can choose (which makes my asking this question of the others a real dumb idea). Reading is definitely easier for me, but part of why I love writing is that it's a challenge. Both are exciting for me.
5. What do you love most about literature?
Comfort. Reading a good book - or writing one - is not only an escape, but it fires my imagination too, stretches my mind, and, hopefully, teaches me a lesson. All of that is a comfort to me. Call it nostalgic, sentimental... it's comfortable.
6. What is your favorite color?
Blue. Royal blue.
7. What is your favorite food?
Pizza. For a while during my last pregnancy it made me sick... it was torture.
8. What is your favorite type of music?
Honestly? Anything clean. And by clean I mean free of swearing.
9. Chocolate or chips? (Sweet or salty?)
Both (which seems to be a trend among the Typelings...)
10. How do you eat an Oreo?
All at once. I'm way too impatient for anything else.
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Sweet! Now give us some love here, and stay tuned for the next intro post coming soon, to meet Rogue, Oz and Batman!
<3 Page
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